Kwaye i-nerd yabonakala ilungile! Bendicinga ukuba umkhotha ngempundu. Kuyavela ukuba ungumntu othanda iimpundu. Uye wayitshova wade wayonyuka empundu. Kuyabonakala ukuba ibingekokuqala ngqa ukuba izithandani ziyizame - injakazi ayizange ishukume naxa ingena, inempundu elingana nale nto. Bendimane ndimbetha iimpundu ukuba ajinge kakuhle. Wayeza kwenza into elungileyo ngomlomo wakhe. Myeke aqhele ukuba lihule.
Akazange abenalo ixesha lokuhla kuloliwe, njengoko ihule lalisele lifuna ukuphumla. Kwaye ngokwenene, xa umfazi ehlala ekhaya - ngoko ufuna ukuziva ngathi umncinci omncinci, ukukhupha inkululeko. Kwaye nabu ubuqhophololo obujonge kuwe ngokukunqula. Ewe, akulimazi ukugubha izinto kwisixeko sasemzini kwaye ushiye inkumbulo - Ewe, bendilapha, ndikhumbula ndibetha i-brunette, ndimnqumle eesileni kakhulu. Indoda, iyindoda eneminyaka engama-50 ubudala!
Jonga ukuba uyintombazana yaseAsia enobuchule! Yeka ukuziqhelanisa - lixesha lokuthatha amaqhude okwenene emlonyeni wakho - gcina imoto!